Monday, December 1, 2008

Open Carry, Part Two

Well, then it occurred to me that perhaps open carrying of guns could lead to an "Old West" type of situation.

So, if instead of the Clantons or Earps, star-throwing, nunchuck-twirling ninjas are bedeviling you, and you have an interest in ancient antiquities (is that redundant?), maybe this is more the style for you:


As you can see, our model is prepared to dispatch pesky ninjas in the market squares of Tripoli, or take on David Berkowitz on the streets of Brooklyn.

Now, enough blogposting for one evening - I've got chores to do...

10 comments:

todd said...

Is the ancient antiquity the one in the green shirt?

The Donald said...

He's getting there...

The Donald said...

Thanks for not mentioning that the Green Shirted One needs to go on a diet - it is after all only days after Thanksgiving.

The Donald said...

The bullwhip long pre-dates the Indiana Jones movies. If memory serves, it came from Six Flags, circa 1969 or 1970...

todd said...

"Why I've got bullwhips older than you, you little punk"!

The Donald said...

That bullwhip is so old, it was probably made in the U.S.A...

Anonymous said...

How many action hero outfits do you have?!?!?!?!

Dew

The Donald said...

Hmm, I guess I still haven't done the shirtless, buff, Rambo photo shoot...and not gonna!

The Donald said...

Dew, if Todd would return my blue helmet, leopard Speedo, and red wooden shoes, I could model that action hero outfit...

Anonymous said...

wow i didnt know you had such attire...



-dee redd