General George Armstrong Custer and his army were camped inside the fort. The General's aide was talking with him, and said, "General, I don't like the sound of those drums."
From over in the garrison walls they hear a voice yell, "He's not our regular drummer."
Kenny G walks into an elevator and says, "Man, this place is HAPPENING!"
Two East Coast-based musicians are traveling to their next gig in Chicago in separate cars. First musician gets to the club and is told that his buddy has died tragically on a bridge in Indiana. First musician says: "There is no bridge in 'Indiana.'"
Custer: "Those drums, those incessant drums -- they're driving me mad!"
Indian scout: "Trouble come only when drums stop."
Custer: "Good Lord -- what happens then?"
Scout: "Bass solo."
Lifted from: organissimo.org
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