- Had to install word verification - the spam comments were coming in over the transom, and I don't need any C.alis, Vjagra (their spelling, not mine).
- Daughter learned to ride a bike this week. We rode about 6 miles yesterday.
- One segment was along a golf course fairway. About 25 yards away, a golfer teed up his drive. As we continued riding, we passed a copse of indigenous trees, between us and the golfer.
- "Thwack!" After waiting three or four milliseconds, I 'stage-shouted' a muffled "Ow!", to sound like I was farther away. Daughter, who was ahead of me, asked if I was OK. "Yes." "Oh, were you just faking, then?" "Yes."
- Saw a woman in some jeans that looked like a whitetail deer. The back of the jeans had a couple of narrow panels either side of the centerline that were slightly lighter denim than the rest. I wasn't close enough to smell if she was also wearing Eau de Doe. Anyway, the gal wearing them was kinda cute, 40-ish.
- Later, we stopped at a playground. As Daughter climbed the rock wall, I sat on a park bench, joined by some soccer moms.
- One was a ringer for Jennifer Garner. When her two-ish son came over to the bench, she asked him if he wanted something-or-other. "No!", he said, growling, stomping his foot, hitting her on the knee, and hurling his sippy cup to the sidewalk, as Mommy pleaded "Collin Richard¹, please don't act that way."
- I've got a big picture of that relationship as he gets older.
- Guys - Here's what happens when your wife goes to that class reunion.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Brief bits
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Confusing women with deer....hmmm....Dew, for the sake of all that's Holy, get this man a date!
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