Nunquam permissum Zombies carborundum

OK, I never actually took atin-lay so the above internet translation may be a little sketchy, but check out the supposedly new product from Kel-Tec (it's not on their website):

Yeah, those are shotgun shells.

And here's what it looks like from the business end, with accessories:

Those twin magazine tubes carry seven rounds apiece, and are selectable, with a disconnector.



I am not particularly into the Zombie¹ genre, or the currently hip vampires.  But you believe Zombies are a threat in your neck of the woods, this might be a valuable tool to help keep them at bay.

One is reminded of the story that circulated recently about a Trooper who's stopped a [hypothetical] CHL-carrying motorist.  I can imagine the motorist having one of these bad boys.

"License and insurance, please."

"Yes, sir."

"I see you have a CHL, Mr. The Donald.  Are you carrying your firearm with you?"

"Yes, sir."

"Without reaching, can you point to where it is?"

[chuckle] "Yes, sir, um, there's a .357 in the glove box, a .380 in the console, a Bulldog under the driver's seat, and one of those new Kel-Tec KSGs under the rear seat."

"Dear heavens, son!  What in the world are you afraid of?"

"Not a damn thing, sir."

h/t: Marko Kloos
¹ Trivia: The Los Angeles home formerly owned by the late Dan Blocker, from Bonanza, is now owned by undead metal rocker Rob Zombie.