Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Fallon vs. Kimmel

By now it's no longer news that the Peacock Network is planning to put Jay Leno out to pasture in favor of SNL alum turned late night host, Jimmy Fallon.

Personally, I think that of all the up-and-coming contenders, Fallon probably has the most market appeal, and I think he will do well.

But what concerns me are the Variety/Hollywood Insider headlines, that will inevitably read:

Who Wins in the Late Night Battle of the Jimmies?

Not much ado about Tuesday

Today, I got nothing.

No, really, nothing.  But, at last, scientists - physicists to be exact - studying the phenomenon, have decided that nothing is, well, something.

This is bound to be good news for Geeding, on account of that's his bag.

Of course, if nothing is something, then you can add it or subtract it in an equation, as famed physicist fifth Beatle Billy Preston famously proclaimed:



But, there's always a paradox.  You'd think that it wouldn't be a huge task to store your nothing - I was born with lots of nothing, and still have most of it left - but no less a theorist than Dylan thought otherwise.  You can, apparently, have too much:



Should you find yourself in such a predicament, you may as well sell the excess like Mark, with a little help from Slow Hand:



I'm not looking for your gratitude.  Thanks?  For nothing?

Yeah.  It's sweet.

Monday, March 25, 2013

So ya think ya gangsta, huh?


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The Six Million Dollar man doesn't need a shooting stick.

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Is this Todd's SUV?

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This is why we don't take Dew canoeing...

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h/t: Tammy

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Texas Secede?

No, I don't have the bumper/window sticker, though I remember seeing them all the way back into the mid-'70s.

And, it's not my mantra.

However, it is the subject of an article in today's Startle-gram - actually, a fairly objective article, instead of the typical ridicule 'hit' pieces on the subject.

Nonetheless, I think it misses a much larger point.  In looking only at the scope of Texas secession, which I don't find likely - it fails to address a somewhat more realistic possibility: It wouldn't just be about Texas.

Take a look at the map below:


Now, am I suggesting that all, or any of, the red states should or would remove themselves from the Union because of a lost election?  The answer is a resounding NO.  In my lifetime, I've voted for the winning Presidential candidate five times, and I've lost four times without the world ending.  It's not about the party residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.  

However, there does not seem to be any abatement of the situation of productive America (loosely represented in red) carrying an increasing burden of parasitic America, which I believe is propelling us toward a rather dicey showdown.

Texas economy may well rank 14th on a global scale, according to the article, but it would still pale beside the remaining United States.  But what if - IF - not just Texas, but say, several Gulf Coast states, and a swath of breadbasket states, some of which are also energy states, a couple of timber states, up to the Canadian border, and then some rogue Western Provinces, similarly disenfranchised with Ottawa, plus Alaska - decided to join forces based on the precepts of the original U. S. Constitution?  That would be a radically different game.

Interestingly, apparently some blue state nit-wit actually thinks this would benefit what he calls The Enlightened States of America:  

Dear Red States:
  • We’re ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we’ve decided we’re leaving.
  • We in California intend to form our own country and we’re taking the other Blue States with us.
  • In case you aren’t aware that includes New York, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
  • We believe the split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
  • You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
  • We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
  • We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.
  • We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Opryland.
  • We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
  • We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss.
  • We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs.
  • You get Alabama.
That the author thinks California is the basis, example, for a successful nation, and that Andrew Cuomo, and Harvard  are prizes might tell you something.

While all of this discussion is so much silliness, it would lower the cost of vacationing on Puget Sound, Napa Valley, Disney World, or Nantucket, as the Central States' dollar would undoubtedly be quite strong against the ESA currency.

50 love songs in 5 minutes

For those in a hurry, grab a Red Bull and listen to the awesome Keystone band perform a 50 song medley:


Who knew the Fresh Prince theme was a love song...

John David Souther

Former Amarillo boy, and no longer a new kid,  Mr. Souther is coming to town next month - April 11 at the Kessler Theatre and the next night in Linden, Texas.  Yes, Linden, Texas.  Did anybody famous ever come from Linden, Texas?

Here's J.D. singing with J.T.:



I bet he'll play this song.

The raptors don't appear to be scheduled for flight in April - wonder if there'll be any special guest appearances at the Linden show?

Friday, March 22, 2013

Southern Comfortable

The last time I heard this song, I was driving eastbound on the DFW turnpike, between Belt Line Road and Loop 12, and it was playing on KAFM (during that station's Adult Rock and Jazz phase '78 - '82; the frequency is now occupied by KZPS).



Brother, that Mississippi sun'll change your opinion on love.