I know, this isn't a revelation.
Watching the local evening news, OK listening mainly, but as I passed through the den I saw something that looked like a low-speed chase unfolding on my Toshiba screen.
Did O.J. stab someone else?
Turns out the hoopla was about an armored truck carrying a trophy for some upcoming athletic contest in the area. Nit-wits lined up on the street to watch its arrival. I guess the paint drying exposition was over-booked.
News reaches us from the Pied Piper's blog that 5000 tickets for the brain dead to watch TV in a parking lot, at $200 each, have been sold. Inasmuch as I try to keep a family friendly blog, I won't repeat Axel Foley's (Eddie Murphy) response to Serge (Bronson Pinchot) after hearing the asking price for a piece of 'modern art'. But it applies here.
P. T. Barnum was way too gracious.
I am still alive...honest
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