Thursday, January 6, 2011

Nunquam permissum Zombies carborundum

OK, I never actually took atin-lay so the above internet translation may be a little sketchy, but check out the supposedly new product from Kel-Tec (it's not on their website):

Yeah, those are shotgun shells.

And here's what it looks like from the business end, with accessories:

Those twin magazine tubes carry seven rounds apiece, and are selectable, with a disconnector.

I am not particularly into the Zombie¹ genre, or the currently hip vampires.  But you believe Zombies are a threat in your neck of the woods, this might be a valuable tool to help keep them at bay.

One is reminded of the story that circulated recently about a Trooper who's stopped a [hypothetical] CHL-carrying motorist.  I can imagine the motorist having one of these bad boys.

"License and insurance, please."

"Yes, sir."

"I see you have a CHL, Mr. The Donald.  Are you carrying your firearm with you?"

"Yes, sir."

"Without reaching, can you point to where it is?"

[chuckle] "Yes, sir, um, there's a .357 in the glove box, a .380 in the console, a Bulldog under the driver's seat, and one of those new Kel-Tec KSGs under the rear seat."

"Dear heavens, son!  What in the world are you afraid of?"

"Not a damn thing, sir."




h/t: Marko Kloos
¹ Trivia: The Los Angeles home formerly owned by the late Dan Blocker, from Bonanza, is now owned by undead metal rocker Rob Zombie.




7 comments:

Answers? I don't know the questions. said...

Forget the zombie crap, would it ward off bill collectors?

YM said...

His only fear could be that he wouldn't have enough time to reach for one of those weapons.

Or if he's as wishy washy as I am, he might have a hard time deciding which one to go for.

Anonymous said...

I am making my Christmas list with this as number 1!!!


Dew

an Donalbane said...

Those RAB doves are hard to hit, aren't they, Dew?

el chupacabra said...

I dig it

Anonymous said...

[insert cocking noise here]

RPM said...

Daddy LIKE!