A few years ago, when he bought a motorcycle, he got a half-helmet and cemented a skunk pelt to it, replete with the striped tail dangling from the back of the helmet. Made for lots of stares as he motored down the highway, as well as a distinctive eau when he brought the helmet into the office during rainstorms.
Last year, he updated his headgear with the head of a zebra, the short cropped mane looking like a mohawk, from a co-worker's zebra skin rug. Again, lots of stares from motorists.
So, for my friend, I will suggest the following upgrade to his office accoutrements:
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SOLD!!
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