Don't take the wrong bus to Cartagena. (Hint: It's not going to Cartagena.)
And don't hang out with hookers. It's hard to say which is more embarrassing - admitting you engaged a prostitute, or that you're the Secret Service detail for Barack Obama.
A hotel employee told the Associated Press the agents were drinking heavily during their stay.
If my job description included potentially stopping a bullet for this particular POTUS, I'd probably drink heavily, too.
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