If you go to Colombia...

Don't take the wrong bus to Cartagena.  (Hint: It's not going to Cartagena.)



And don't hang out with hookers.  It's hard to say which is more embarrassing - admitting you engaged a prostitute, or that you're the Secret Service detail for Barack Obama.

A hotel employee told the Associated Press the agents were drinking heavily during their stay.

If my job description included potentially stopping a bullet for this particular POTUS, I'd probably drink heavily, too.