Bleed to Love Her

This really originated as a Lindsey solo effort, but I couldn't resist this version with the whole band (including Chris).  As well, all of the solo versions seem to be audience videos, with poor sound.

Lives changing

Happy Birthday!


Awakening - 8 Year Celebration from Keystone Church on Vimeo.

And the guest pastor's sermon:

 
I Heart My Church Weekend - Jay Strack from Keystone Church on Vimeo.

At least it's not 666...

My blogstats indicator tells me I've now published 888 posts.  Woo-hoo!

It also tells me that there are 80 still in draft status.

Kinda makes you wonder just how bad does a post have to be to be the one out of eleven that gets rejected, huh?

John Wilkes Booth was Agent 007?

Or so it might appear from the juxtaposition of these movie posters.

Booth.  John Wilkes Booth. I guess he changed his name later.  Perhaps the Monarchy was still miffed about the outcome of the 1812 unpleasantries?

Picture credit: Jeff Hoover

But honestly, I think it's a conspiracy - I don't think 007 really did it.  After all, that PPK/S is marginal against normal sized humans, much less one three times life size...

Obama phone! Obama phone!

Here at your local source for free goodies!  Get 'em while they last!

P. T. Barnum said it

There's one born every minute - and sometimes they take over people's houses!

(This is the trailer/bumper only)

I'm Raising Little Vampires Bumper from Keystone Church on Vimeo.

This is the trailer/bumper with the full sermon:


I'm Raising Little Vampires from Keystone Church on Vimeo.

The Scarlet Manifesto

The author of this book was on the radio this morning.  Seems that women initiating adulterous affairs is on the rise.

Surprise.

I guess there's a lot of women trying to get in touch with their inner Carrie Bradshaw or Hester Prynne out there.

Or maybe it's like Baskin-Robbins - they want to try all 31 flavors (that may be a low number for some gals...)

And then there's the case of teen bombshell Courtney Stodden, married to the creepy old guy.  (OK, he's not really old - he's my age - but when you pair my age with a teenager - well, that is defined as creepy.)

(Note to guy: Wearing a condom on your head may make you feel hip, but it doesn't make you 30 years younger.  Just sayin'.)

Seems she has phone sex with her old high school boyfriend, even while her husband's in the room.  Double creepy.

Although, dude, don't you know anything?  Ya shoulda seen it coming.  They never really break it off with their high school lovers.

Lastly, today's news reveals that a Brazilian 20 year old has auctioned her virginity online for $780K (a male counterpart only got $3000 - where's the gender equality here?).  She say it's not prostitution if she only does it once (which sort of reminds me of the punch line to an old joke). Well, isn't that special?

Today's culture makes the folks of Sodom & Gomorrah look like pikers.  I think the statue in Rio de Janeiro is weeping.

Working with Vampires

WWDD - What would Daniel Do?

Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane - I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain...

No, not that Daniel.



I Work With A Vampire from Keystone Church on Vimeo.

Don't be the one who sucks...

...the life out of other people.

But, for those people in your life who suck...the life out of you - there's hope:

Introducing the Wrist-twist

So simple - even a woman can use it!  In Gloria Steinem's book, this would have to rank somewhere near the 'I think I'll keep her' Geritol commercials.



There's a reason it didn't appear on production models. Those 5" wrist twist discs probably seemed all cool and Jetson-y on the test track, but lacking any mechanical advantage, probably not so much so on a twisty mountain road with a failed PS pump, broken v-belt, or stalled engine.

 Besides, how ya gonna steer with your left femur while you, unlatch her, uh, embrace that cute young thing sitting in the middle of that big ol' bench seat¹?

¹ Featured test car not equipped with front bench seat.

Tactical Flowers

To Glock, or not to Glock...underwater?

I saw this on AOL, but it's appearing on some other blogs also.



These are tactical defensive rounds (Starfire/BlackTalon/GoldenSaber) fired into water, leaving perfectly opened petals.  The gemstones have been added, of course, unless you buy your ammo at Tiffany's.

Go here for the full article and more pictures.

Apparently, that .357 Sig isn't so much of an underwater torpedo...but I still want one.