And more Dogs

From the email bag.

For this, I'm gonna need more dogs...

(Altogether: "Awwww!")

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty for them because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.

 
h/t: Tom S. for the email