...glad to announce that intercontinental company SHIP 307 ltd is looking for a postulants for the a part time employment
- Nah, I think if I were a postulant, I'd be looking at Perkins or Brite.
- In business, as in dating, I try to steer clear of oofers. And I loathe automatic gratuities.
- Just one(s)? And does that mean you don't do pee tests?
- Would that include using grammar, syntax and punctuation?
- Is that the same as a paycheck? With that much emoluments for only part time work, imagine how soft my skin would be.
- [Paraphrasing Lionel Twain] Could you please use the correct pronouns?