This just in! In November, a band of brazen banditos (apologies to Bill Safire), described by Todd the Blogger as "gutsy, desperate or stupid", robbed an Azle gunstore on Jacksboro Highway. A surveillance photo of the getaway car was published in the Startlegram:
Now, your tireless investigator, Woodward E Bernstein, has uncovered a possible new sighting of the escape vehicle, modified, fortified and soon-to-be-sanctified (and it got a paint job, as well), suggesting larger heists to come, perhaps on a national scale:
2 comments:
Don't make me break out the tax-collection vehicle!
Y'know, the doors and floor and roof on the black Caddy are said to be 8" thick. Wonder if the tax collection vehicle can punch through that?
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