Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Crimestoppers

This just in! In November, a band of brazen banditos (apologies to Bill Safire), described by Todd the Blogger as "gutsy, desperate or stupid", robbed an Azle gunstore on Jacksboro Highway. A surveillance photo of the getaway car was published in the Startlegram:




Now, your tireless investigator, Woodward E Bernstein, has uncovered a possible new sighting of the escape vehicle, modified, fortified and soon-to-be-sanctified (and it got a paint job, as well), suggesting larger heists to come, perhaps on a national scale:



2 comments:

todd said...

Don't make me break out the tax-collection vehicle!

an Donalbane said...

Y'know, the doors and floor and roof on the black Caddy are said to be 8" thick. Wonder if the tax collection vehicle can punch through that?